LIE DETECTOR

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.




One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.



It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.



"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.



"Several of us went to the library to work on a project," said Tommy.



The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.



"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."



"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.



What did you watch?" asked Marsha.



"The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy.



The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.



With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."



"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."



The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy; after all, he is your son!"



The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her completely out of her chair!

THE OLD MOTOR

 hello folks, i know its been a while, happy new year...lol. i've been busy walking the length and breath of the earth, from canada, to Germany, Netherlands,Newyork, Italy, Spain, even Pakistan, taiwan...all on my p.c ofcourse...lol. am trying to make a living ere. but i guess am back..lets kick back on tis for a chill pill....hun?....

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman (both Caucasian) was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.




The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'



The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'



The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'



The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'



A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?'



The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'



The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:



Well, I guess it's time to change the oil.

This one's black!